I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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