only if we run a train.
done.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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