He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
