He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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