they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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