If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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