Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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