Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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