morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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