i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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