quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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