All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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