Ikea night.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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