Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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