is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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