I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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