What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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