Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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