smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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