We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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