you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
as a side note pls kill me
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