My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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