I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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