don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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