i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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