I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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