I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
