its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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