they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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