Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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