I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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