Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
please don't ironically join a cult
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