discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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