Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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