You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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