By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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