what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
