Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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