You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by marcmedic on May 13, 10 at 2:40pm

    You do realize that one birth control pill will not prevent a pregnancy, right?

  • Submitted by Sox11 on May 13, 10 at 2:58pm

    how don't you finish a pop tart?

    • 38 55
      Submitted by Firefox1 on May 13, 10 at 3:29pm

      That's the real question here

      • 42 75
        Submitted by Leto on May 13, 10 at 3:55pm

        i really am more interested in this than the actual text

  • Submitted by Ash77 on May 13, 10 at 2:56pm

    Try slipping the birth control onto your dick if you don't want her knocked up, because the pill does NOT work that way. Educate yourself.

  • Submitted by megaphone on May 13, 10 at 3:12pm

    I hope that was plan b... Because otherwise that one birth control pill ain't doin shit

  • 99 54
    Submitted by TheBurg on May 13, 10 at 4:54pm

    Pretty sure that's a felony, slipping plan b

  • 83 74
    Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 13, 10 at 11:19pm

    I can't believe you disrespected her like that. You deserve to have your nuts shrivel up and fall off.

  • 72 55
    Submitted by HarrisonRichard on May 14, 10 at 4:38pm

    Glad to see my area code represented well here... Not only with illegal activities but with a completely misunderstanding of contraceptives

  • 62 47
    Submitted by glossylu on May 19, 10 at 12:31am

    you probably don't want to do that again. if it's plan b and she takes another one (not knowing) that could be bad, and if it's just a pill it probably won't work. talk to her and hug it out bitch!

  • 63 60
    Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 13, 10 at 3:55pm

    Asswipe

  • 66 68
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 13, 10 at 10:56pm

    Like Sox11 and Firefox1 I am more concerned about the fact that he didn't finish the pop tart. Is that even humanly possible, those things are delicious.

  • 59 56
    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:40am

    Alka-Seltzer is NOT birth control, fucktard.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by StanSitwell on May 14, 10 at 8:43am

    so fake, where did he find the birth control pill and why did he think 1 pill would fix anything. Like as a joke it doesnt even make sense. Good job mods...

  • 58 58
    Submitted by dk4204 on May 13, 10 at 2:15pm

    Classic

  • 64 73
    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 13, 10 at 2:27pm

    I can't tell you how many times I've read Arthurian tales that end exactly that way.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 14, 10 at 2:39am

    Obviously this kid is a virgin for a reason! Stealing bc pills from your sister won't help you get laid on here!

  • 48 45
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 4:02pm

    Agreed-- Sox11

  • 53 62
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 2:43pm

    Marcmedic, he can buy her a lot of bottle water, one for each pill...

  • 51 59
    Submitted by brandohhhh on May 13, 10 at 5:46pm

    Haha who sends texts that have a punchline at the end?

  • 48 56
    Submitted by catastrophezzz on May 14, 10 at 3:15am

    Thats not very nice.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by devilwearsaa on May 14, 10 at 2:22am

    I feel bad for the pharmacist who had to deal with this dummy asking for "birth control"

  • 46 56
    Submitted by solstice629 on May 15, 10 at 12:41pm

    It's just supposed to be funny not medically accurate

  • 38 47
    Submitted by smiley21 on May 14, 10 at 1:44am

    Way to proactive!!

  • 44 61
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 15, 10 at 1:44pm

    Maybe he meant the morning after pill. Calm down everyone.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by profhopkins on May 13, 10 at 4:44pm

    Priceless. This txt is awesome.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 14, 10 at 4:26am

    Like Sox11 and Firefox1 I am more concerned about the fact that he didn't finish the pop tart. Is that even humanly possible, those things are delicious.