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  • Submitted by marcmedic on May 13, 10 at 2:40pm

    You do realize that one birth control pill will not prevent a pregnancy, right?

  • Submitted by Sox11 on May 13, 10 at 2:58pm

    how don't you finish a pop tart?

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      Submitted by Firefox1 on May 13, 10 at 3:29pm

      That's the real question here

      • 40 65
        Submitted by Leto on May 13, 10 at 3:55pm

        i really am more interested in this than the actual text

  • Submitted by Ash77 on May 13, 10 at 2:56pm

    Try slipping the birth control onto your dick if you don't want her knocked up, because the pill does NOT work that way. Educate yourself.

  • Submitted by megaphone on May 13, 10 at 3:12pm

    I hope that was plan b... Because otherwise that one birth control pill ain't doin shit

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    Submitted by TheBurg on May 13, 10 at 4:54pm

    Pretty sure that's a felony, slipping plan b

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    Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 13, 10 at 11:19pm

    I can't believe you disrespected her like that. You deserve to have your nuts shrivel up and fall off.

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    Submitted by HarrisonRichard on May 14, 10 at 4:38pm

    Glad to see my area code represented well here... Not only with illegal activities but with a completely misunderstanding of contraceptives

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    Submitted by glossylu on May 19, 10 at 12:31am

    you probably don't want to do that again. if it's plan b and she takes another one (not knowing) that could be bad, and if it's just a pill it probably won't work. talk to her and hug it out bitch!

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    Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 13, 10 at 3:55pm

    Asswipe

  • 59 57
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 13, 10 at 10:56pm

    Like Sox11 and Firefox1 I am more concerned about the fact that he didn't finish the pop tart. Is that even humanly possible, those things are delicious.

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    Submitted by StanSitwell on May 14, 10 at 8:43am

    so fake, where did he find the birth control pill and why did he think 1 pill would fix anything. Like as a joke it doesnt even make sense. Good job mods...

  • 54 49
    Submitted by dk4204 on May 13, 10 at 2:15pm

    Classic

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    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:40am

    Alka-Seltzer is NOT birth control, fucktard.

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 13, 10 at 2:27pm

    I can't tell you how many times I've read Arthurian tales that end exactly that way.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 4:02pm

    Agreed-- Sox11

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 14, 10 at 2:39am

    Obviously this kid is a virgin for a reason! Stealing bc pills from your sister won't help you get laid on here!

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    Submitted by brandohhhh on May 13, 10 at 5:46pm

    Haha who sends texts that have a punchline at the end?

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 2:43pm

    Marcmedic, he can buy her a lot of bottle water, one for each pill...

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    Submitted by devilwearsaa on May 14, 10 at 2:22am

    I feel bad for the pharmacist who had to deal with this dummy asking for "birth control"

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    Submitted by catastrophezzz on May 14, 10 at 3:15am

    Thats not very nice.

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    Submitted by solstice629 on May 15, 10 at 12:41pm

    It's just supposed to be funny not medically accurate

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    Submitted by profhopkins on May 13, 10 at 4:44pm

    Priceless. This txt is awesome.

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 15, 10 at 1:44pm

    Maybe he meant the morning after pill. Calm down everyone.

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    Submitted by smiley21 on May 14, 10 at 1:44am

    Way to proactive!!

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 14, 10 at 4:26am

    Like Sox11 and Firefox1 I am more concerned about the fact that he didn't finish the pop tart. Is that even humanly possible, those things are delicious.