Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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You do realize that one birth control pill will not prevent a pregnancy, right?
how don't you finish a pop tart?
That's the real question here
i really am more interested in this than the actual text
Try slipping the birth control onto your dick if you don't want her knocked up, because the pill does NOT work that way. Educate yourself.
I hope that was plan b... Because otherwise that one birth control pill ain't doin shit
Pretty sure that's a felony, slipping plan b
Glad to see my area code represented well here... Not only with illegal activities but with a completely misunderstanding of contraceptives
I can't believe you disrespected her like that. You deserve to have your nuts shrivel up and fall off.
It's just supposed to be funny not medically accurate
Like Sox11 and Firefox1 I am more concerned about the fact that he didn't finish the pop tart. Is that even humanly possible, those things are delicious.
Priceless. This txt is awesome.
I can't tell you how many times I've read Arthurian tales that end exactly that way.
Alka-Seltzer is NOT birth control, fucktard.
Marcmedic, he can buy her a lot of bottle water, one for each pill...
so fake, where did he find the birth control pill and why did he think 1 pill would fix anything. Like as a joke it doesnt even make sense. Good job mods...
Obviously this kid is a virgin for a reason! Stealing bc pills from your sister won't help you get laid on here!
Maybe he meant the morning after pill. Calm down everyone.
Haha who sends texts that have a punchline at the end?
Thats not very nice.
you probably don't want to do that again. if it's plan b and she takes another one (not knowing) that could be bad, and if it's just a pill it probably won't work. talk to her and hug it out bitch!
I feel bad for the pharmacist who had to deal with this dummy asking for "birth control"
Way to proactive!!