Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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You do realize that one birth control pill will not prevent a pregnancy, right?
Try slipping the birth control onto your dick if you don't want her knocked up, because the pill does NOT work that way. Educate yourself.
how don't you finish a pop tart?
That's the real question here
i really am more interested in this than the actual text
I hope that was plan b... Because otherwise that one birth control pill ain't doin shit
Pretty sure that's a felony, slipping plan b
Glad to see my area code represented well here... Not only with illegal activities but with a completely misunderstanding of contraceptives
I can't believe you disrespected her like that. You deserve to have your nuts shrivel up and fall off.
It's just supposed to be funny not medically accurate
Like Sox11 and Firefox1 I am more concerned about the fact that he didn't finish the pop tart. Is that even humanly possible, those things are delicious.
Alka-Seltzer is NOT birth control, fucktard.
Priceless. This txt is awesome.
I can't tell you how many times I've read Arthurian tales that end exactly that way.
so fake, where did he find the birth control pill and why did he think 1 pill would fix anything. Like as a joke it doesnt even make sense. Good job mods...
Haha who sends texts that have a punchline at the end?
you probably don't want to do that again. if it's plan b and she takes another one (not knowing) that could be bad, and if it's just a pill it probably won't work. talk to her and hug it out bitch!
Marcmedic, he can buy her a lot of bottle water, one for each pill...
Thats not very nice.
Obviously this kid is a virgin for a reason! Stealing bc pills from your sister won't help you get laid on here!
I feel bad for the pharmacist who had to deal with this dummy asking for "birth control"
Maybe he meant the morning after pill. Calm down everyone.
Way to proactive!!