I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
