I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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