Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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