I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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