I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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