On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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