3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
