i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
there was a trapeze. enough said
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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