Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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