normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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