I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Soap is not a condiment
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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