dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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