the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
And then he peed in my hair
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