How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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