good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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