New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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