where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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