just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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