butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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