she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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