im about as happy as oj after his trial
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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