Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Bring me that man meat
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Sext me about skeletons
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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